The vast majority of corporate and product communications are plagued by a lack of originality and creativity in their execution.
TOP 20 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD HIRE ME AS YOUR SALES MANAGER
19) I have a very high closing rate.
18) I'm very spontaneous, my great grandmother was Lizzie Borden.
17) I treat people the way that I want to be treated.
16) I have taken courses conducted by Tom Hopkins and Anthony Robbins.
15) Southwest is my favorite airline, I sill think the pilots and flight attendants are stoned.
14) I speak numerous languages including Cambridge lockjaw.
13) I workout (I have a six pack, it's in the fridge).
12) I'm never on time to work because I always arrive early.
11) I have two older sisters and have the scars to prove it (think of Tom Berenger in "Platoon").
10) I know the difference between there, their and they're AND too, to and two! as well as Rosanna, David, Alexis, Lewis and Patricia Arquette.
9) I have strong marketing experience.
8) Robert De Niro is my favorite actor (YOU TALKING TO ME!!!!!!).
7) I have never been arrested (well there was that time when I wore a yellow bandana in my back pocket).
6) I'm not on any type of medication except for Flinstones chewables, I love eating Dino.
5) I have had a return of investment ratio of 12 to 1.
4) I am a model in my spare time, a model citizen that is (we are in high demand).
3) My favorite comedy is Terms of Endearment, that Debra Winger is hilarious.
2) I have over twenty years of sales and sales management experience.
1) We are going to make a massive amount of money together.